#Dream SMP Headcanon

[proudfreakmetarusonikku]

OKAY now I’m less sad. here’s my detailed hcs on church prime as a religion (bc too many people make it just reskinned Christianity and that’s just boring)

okay so. church prime is a very syncretic religion. it’s very widespread, but it’s not very stable and is intermixed with a lot of different faiths depending on location, time, ect. as such, there isn’t really a consistent pantheon of gods- many gods have been claimed to be a part of the primian religion, though mostly gods of life, nature, fertility, wealth and stuff along those lines. the main thing linking seperate churches together is simply its holy book- which is encouraged to be interpreted differently by every adherent. it’s a deeply personal faith, dealing with one’s relationship with the primes and piety as opposed to public displays of faith, and in fact tolerance of other beliefs is a central tenet of church prime teachings.

despite discouraging attempts to convert others, it’s flexibility means it’s a common religion- a lot of people take aspects of its teaching into their own faiths due to its friendliness with other beliefs. there is no official clergy- it is expected for everyone in a church to care for the holy lands together fairly, and work to uphold the values and beliefs that are shared universally through the primian holy book. this isn’t to say there aren’t more organised and zealous branches of the faith- but the vast majority of it is very isolated and often vastly different to interpretations just a few churches over.

the core belief of church prime is of the primes themselves- beings created by the gods to look after their followers. primes are everywhere, always watching over you, and they’re said to provide good fortune if given offerings. it is believed that primes often manifest to communicate with their favoured people in the form of chats- the few who don’t have some form of chat (such as, say, c!tommy and c!dream) are often either pitied or shunned. it’s expected to give monetary offerings and sacrifices of trinkets and food to the primes in an attempt to gain their favour, and there are donation boxes at most churches for this purpose, usually signified by a bell, as it’s ringing is said to attract the primes. as such, it’s seen as a holy object, and is used in funerary and wedding services, though those are also highly variable. it’s also seen as blasphemy to offer up items and money for free for this reason- that’s seen as treating people like they’re as sacred as the primes. how strict this is heavily depends on congregation- a few only expect minor prayers for aid given (and only by other faithful) and in fact see said aid as part of their duty, some shun any sort of exchange of goods that doesn’t involve some level of equitable trade, and most lie somewhere in between.

the primary tenets of church prime are to respect nature, respect family, honour the primes, and aid others in whatever way possible. how an individual interprets these commandments is often vastly different, and can cause conflict- to take two canon believers as an example, c!tommy and c!dream view the other as misguided on how they follow these teachings at best and outright blasphemous at worst. c!tommy respects nature by living within it and living a simple life, he respects his family and his friends through his undying loyalty, he honours the primes in quiet prayer, accepting the differing faiths or lack thereof of his peers and engaging in “fair” “trade”, and he tries to stand up and fight to keep others safe even if it makes him miserable and he hates the role he’s in. c!dream respects nature by trying to study and understand it- and control it, for its own benefit, he respects his family by, in his own mind, working for their greater good and happiness despite any moral or ethical setbacks, he views the gods as having abandoned this world and therefore becoming a new god to be honouring the primes they left behind, and he’s willing to sacrifice his own well-being for that goal because he believes if he has ultimate power it will ultimately aid others. they both believe very strongly in church prime, and are incredibly devout believers, but it leads to them expressing and practising their faith in near opposite ways. c!dream values protection and safety over freedom and happiness, c!tommy values freedom and happiness over protection and safety. (in their own heads, at least- c!dream isn’t actually helping anyone at all, but his faith is part of how he can justify it.)

[l0cked0uttt]

Another DSMP Headcanon(s)

There is 2 this time because I can

also there is mentions of torture so if you don't like that then proceed with caution.

Once, during exile, Tommy got really mad at Dream and ended up back talking to him (even after Dream threatened him) saying that he didn't care anymore because he had nothing to lose. So, Dream grabbed Tommy by the jaw and ripped the wires of his braces out and in doing that he pulled a few of the brackets off of his teeth and almost pulled out a tooth or 2. While Tommy was panicking and yelling on the ground, Dream grabbed him by his shirt, looked him dead in the eyes and said "Don't talk back to me again or next time I might just rip out your tongue." Tommy didn't talk back after that.

When Tommy got out of exile, Quackity was one of the few people that he actually opened up to about what went on during exile. Once Quackity found out, he started using the same torture methods on Dream that Dream used on Tommy, always asking Dream "Does this ring a bell Dream? Do you remember exactly what you did to Tommy, what you put him through in exile?"

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk, this one was not as nice as the last one.

[nekolikedacat]

c!tommy have faint burn scars on his forearms after exile, from covering up his face when c!drm would blow up his stuff.

after experiencing what it’s like to get burnt he only feels more guilty about the festival.

[mothisamess]

I have a dsmp x mha crossover going on in my head

complete with hero, villain, vigilante, and self insert AU's.

every song I listen to is consumed by it. I can not write it down there is too much lore.

someone needs to put me down like a dog

[idiot-mushroom]

a headcannon i just cane up with

[thatoneidiort]

[lazy30]

You're not "him" and you're never be "him"

[diooni]

Curious about what kind of hybrid your cDream is because he looks really cool and I was curious about what he is :3

Ooh! Nice question! I was actually recently working that out more. And i have this whole story in my head which i can’t get down fully coherently but—

I’d say my c!dream is a close to a shapeshifter demon (Dreamon as i like to call it sometimes).

But he has a curse on him by the revival book where he gets more and more corrupted the more he uses it. Also causing him to have some unbalanced control over his looks.

[cathers-world]

Quick NSFW Wilbur HC while you wait!!!!

Warnings: NSFW

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 • solid 8 inches and pretty girthy

• bro him face fucking you when he edits<3

• will send you out the house with cum in your pussy

• you know how he wants kids, well breading kink

• he 100% gets jealous easily and if he does, railed doesn’t matter we’re you are

• size kink because of how tall he is like GOD DAMN because your so small and cute and like a tiny fuck toy he can take advantage of<3

• he wouldn’t have paddles or whips no no no he would use his belt to spank you and if you were really being a brat hit your clit with his belt full force. OMG HE WOULD LOVE DOING THAT AND THEN GOING TO WORK WEARING THAT SAME BELT

• back on the size kink like omg just throwing your little useless body around especially if you chubby

•slapping you because your his little fuck toy with no purpose other than pleasing him

• HE WOULD LOVEEEEEEE IF YOUR HIS LITTLE HOUSE WIFE

•he would be misogynistic in bed fight me

• and lastly a little silly one him fucking you and he moves his hair and you see his big ass four head BAHAHSHAHAH

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thank you for the love and the SFW is coming out “soon!”

 

[showf4lls]

ɞ ― make a home in you; chuckle sandwich

cw + info! fluff, headcanons / no CWs

includes! ted nivison + charlie slimecicle + jschlatt

dedication! @ivyinnit

notes! i’m currently trying to get over a breakup and am kind of struggling w yearning atmo so this request (while old) was kind of perfect thank you for dropping into my askbox, ivy!! little update: it’s been so long since i’ve received this request, i know. it should’ve been easy to get it out quickly, but school absolutely melted me this semester. i know that ivy’s deactivated now, but in the case that she comes across it, i hope you enjoy beloved <3

TED

⎼ y’all schedule out laundry days together. it’s cute as fuck okok

⎼ forehead and cheek kisses while you’re on your way out the door

⎼ if he wakes up before you, he makes your morning drink of choice just the way you like it! though, he prefers to sleep in with you

⎼ if you don’t have any important plans for the day and you’ve set alarms just for the sake of waking up at a certain time, he turns them all off before you wake up. he wants to give you an opportunity to rest as much as you need to; your body will wake up when it’s ready

⎼ brunch dates! while you guys prefer to sleep in together, you alternate between sleeping in and waking up at a reasonable hour depending on your plans. ted really likes taking you out to brunch and just walking around window shopping with you after

⎼ if either of you are going somewhere important, the other will help them get ready and run through a mental checklist with them before they go in order to make sure the person leaving has absolutely everything they need

⎼ y’all are constantly doing bits. it’s kind of confusing for your friends, but neither of you care much because you’re just having a great time

⎼ ted is an absolute gentleman always, not just in the honeymoon phase. constantly opening doors for you, helping you put your sweater on when you’re leaving the house, opening the car door for you. stuff like that

⎼ he rubber ducks for you a lot. just sits down near you and listens, letting you work out your issues by talking it out without feeling awkward about it

⎼ he’s just overall a great listener and very in-tune with your needs. only gives advice and input when you ask for it, but he always makes an effort to validate your feelings. holds you when you need him to and steps back when he senses that you need space. also really good at problem solving and helping out when you get overwhelmed or have sensory overload

– when you have bad days, he has a tendency to go above and beyond. he cooks dinner for you, makes sure your comfy clothes are all washed and clean, and generally just makes sure you have to do as little as possible so that you have the proper space to calm down

CHARLIE

– you guys have rapid fire joke contests together, usually late at night when you’re sitting on kitchen counters, snacking. you go back and forth until either the two of you are laughing so hard that it would be physically impossible to keep going, or someone can’t come up with a joke fast enough

– you try to stay on the sleep cycle but you both tend to get a little out of whack every once in a while, so you have these phases of going to sleep at a decent hour and then going to sleep when the sun is about to come up

– as such, you guys have these phases of making spontaneous runs to the grocery store or gas station to get snacks, usually cereal for some reason. you get whatever you want and charlie never lets you pay for any of it. on the later nights, you guys sometimes experiment with new flavors of things or weird snack combinations

– he has a thing about always making sure you’re warm enough. you’re a little chilly? he’s pulling his sweater off and pulling it over your head. once you’re all comfy and settled, he’s on his way to turn on the heater. your feet are cold? he’s running to get you a pair of fuzzy socks and a blanket in case your legs are cold too. even when you’re about to leave the house -- it’s colder than 50 outside? he’s scrambling around the house, gathering gloves and scarves and beanies for you to take with you in case you get cold, even if they don’t match. no other options but you’re still cold? mans is wrapping himself around you, trying to use his body heat to warm you up himself. he hates when you’re chilly and uncomfortable :[

– brings you home little presents all the time. literally anything that remind him of you. you have a collection of buttons and keychains that he’s seen while walking through shops. he also steals cool props from videos and projects to give to you. you have a little collection going

– loves pda all the time, but not always cuddling (which can sound confusing, but let me explain). he likes casual pda with you around the house, whether it be you resting your feet in his lap while you both lounge across the couch, sitting on the floor and leaning back on his legs while you watch a movie, him putting a hand on the small of your back while he moves around/behind you, holding onto your hand until you’ve walked out of reach, gently pressing his knuckles into your back while you’re laying on the other side of the bed and facing away from him. likes to be touching you when he can be but in little ways that aren’t super overwhelming (mostly because i feel like you’d both be too fidgety to just cuddle)

– some of your most domestic moments are spent in the kitchen, usually cooking dinner together. it’s light and warm and it feels so much like home that you sometimes find yourself questioning if it’s all real. he’s right there to tell you it is. but back to dinner. he loves cooking for you, and you love cooking for him. it’s all laughter and winding down from work days and gentle hugs and swaying together as he hums for you

SCHLATT

– it’s a little hard to find domestic moments with schlatt off the top of your head, but they’re there when you look for them. they’re quiet, but they’re ever present

– he sleeps a lot, meaning that you usually wake up before him. if he’s sleeping light enough to hear you get up, he’ll roll over, half asleep, wrap his arms around your middle, and pull you back into his chest, mumbling a groggy “ten more minutes, babe. i’ll be up then, jus’ ten more minutes.” it’s never just ten more minutes

– he picks you up and carries you around a lot. not in the typical way. if he thinks you’re working yourself too hard, he’ll grab you from your desk and throw you over his shoulder, dropping you onto the couch and forcing you to watch a movie with him. or you’ll be sleepily making yourself a snack in the kitchen and he’ll grab you from behind, just wrapping his arms around your middle and picking you up. he carries you, complaining and squirming, the whole way to your room and tells you it’s nap time

– you guys have a lot of nap dates. it’s an easy, sweet block of time for you guys to spend together, hazy and together while napping on and off. if one of you wakes up, you get to fondly watch the other nap until you fall asleep again. watch the easy rise and fall of their chest, run a hand through their hair, trace gentle patterns on their skin, play with their fingers, listen to the beating of your heart

– you do the dishes together. you wash and schlatt dries. sometimes you get into towel fights or start flicking water at each other with your fingers

– schlatt follows you out of bed when you get up in the middle of the night. he’d never admit it, but he has a hard time sleeping without you. he hates waking up to a cold bed. so when the clock blinks 3:17 and he feels around to find nothing beside him, even if your side of the bed is still warm, he huffs and gets up. pads through the house with puffy, tired eyes until he finds you. wraps his arms around you from behind and rests his chin on your head. “what are you doin’ outta bed?” he never waits for your response, just starts ushering you back to your room

– really likes seeing you in his clothes, again, not that he would ever admit it. he’ll purposely “forget” to do your laundry so that you have to start wearing his hoodies, tee shirts, sweats, etc. it just gives him the warm fuzzies, seeing you be so comfortable and cozy in his clothes

– hangs on you a lot on days when there’s nothing to do. he’s pretty idle about it, too, kind of like a character accessory. sometimes you just have to go around the house doing your stuff with this big man hanging off of you because you don’t have the heart to tell him to leave you alone for an hour or two to get your work done

[lifegrowsfromashes]

grian swears to kill jimmy, and enact the canary curse...

then mumbo dies

and skizz dies

grian makes an alliance with martyn

and martyn dies

perhaps the canary curse has found a new target...

[hatchetislostpog]

c!Dream: [turning around in a swivel chair in a dimly lit room] I’ve been expecting you.

Y/n: You practiced that, didn’t you?

c!Dream: I did! Thank you for noticing

[alliumalix]

I have this little wormie squirming my head so hear me out. (It's 4am I've been up all night I might be crazy)

Sooo ..C!tommy is ftm (obviously)..

But what if he has no clue that he's trans

Like..he thinks that every single person is born a girl and "turns into a man" and that's what puberty is.

When 7 year old Tommy begs Phil for puberty to arrive and for him to turn into a man. Phil immediately understands and tries his best for his son.

Phil accepted his son's transness so easily and quickly that it didn't even register in Tommy's child brain when he suddenly started having short hair and boy clothes 😭 he thought that was just how it worked

[mooni]

tommy was a kid trying to play soldier.

fundy was a minor trying to play politician.

tubbo was a teen trying to play president.

they all came in with the heart of a child and left with the mind of an adult.

[riddle-on-the-milk-carton]

benchtrio doodles and headcanons

[simplepotatofarmer]

Out of any disney movie, which one do you think would work the best for a rivals duo au?

lilo & stitch!

i've actually said this before so many times but it's just so fitting.

you have techno who is a little odd and 'othered' by a lot of the people around him but is ultimately a kind person. you have dream who is created for destruction (cast into that role whether he wanted or not) but longs for more.

they have wacky adventures together! they learn about friendship and what truly makes a family and a 'peaceful' life, even if it's not what you think it might look like.

i always liked this idea because techno is good at.... i don't want to say 'handling' but yeah, handling dream. think about some of the stuff from the prison podcast like 'not that flow' or 'yeah a little' and then imagine the lei scene from lilo & stitch. you see the vision, right?

plus, while not every other character has a good match, there's a lot of room to include other characters! i think it'd just be a fun au.